The Reviews

"What they sayin'?"
"I dunno! Your mouse has got ears. Put it closer to their mouths."
"How about that! Closed caption subtitles no less"

Due to a number of complaints to the Advertising Standards Authority we have been obliged to temporarily withdraw the rest of these reviews.

This situation will addressed as soon as we have taken legal advice.

Meanwhile please continue to the credits!

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What the tabloids say
Leave a message in my Guest Book
Visit the Greenthing Guest Book
Grrrrr! I can't go to a party with this $**king itchy a*se!!!
Hee-he-hee! What a naughty girl! Fancy her putting chilli on the bog roll!
Bye-bye Sheriff!